shower thoughts

I think the world should always play music in every public restroom because i don't want to hear others peeing and they don't want to hear mine

What if you buy a plane ticket from A to C that lays over at B and instead of getting to C you just stay at B?

I think it's not really cost-efficient, but if you are running away from a stalker it's worth a try.

*Take mental note in case I need to run away from a stalker*

A random conversation with a friend

He asked who I usually hang out with

I told him. They were all international friends, and none from my own country. I named them in the as-a-matter-of-fact manner and asked "How about you?"

He was taken aback: "Really? How is that possible??? My close friends are of course from the same country!"

And I went "Hmmmm...."

It just is possible that way. I don't care about their nationalities.

From the same country or not, if we hit it off, we become friends. If we don't, we part way. The fact that you're from some fancy European country and speak German does not make you more likable to me. If you're a dick, no citizenship can save you (from my hatred). If you're boring/close-minded/a bitch, you can't help being that way even if you could somehow change your nationality.

But that's just me.

Fuck roller-coasters

They scare the shit out of me

You know you love someone when you are willing to give them anything of all the things you own, even your favorite ones.

Since you cannot get into other people’s heads, how do you know that the color you see is the same as the colors they see all along?

Could there be a device that when physically connected to any part of your body, it will transcribe your thoughts?

Another random convo with another friend (one of my favorites)

So why did you come back to school to get a bachelor in Civil Engineering although you already have one related?

I worked for them (an engineering governmental place). But when I ask them questions, no one knows how to answer me, no one knows why it is the way it is. I hate that and decided to go back to school to understand and really learn.

VR replacing Universal Studio. Not selling your lungs to buy a ticket to Universal Studio. You buy a Virtual Reality device with all Universal Studio's features and can revisit anytime you want. And you can let your grand kids see the Studio and still feed them.

There’s this girl that I used to hang out with, until one day she suddenly blocked me on Facebook. Anyway, that’s not my point. What I want to say is that I would never bump into her except every time I started to date a new guy. I don’t like her.

Some “requirements” can be waived if they like you enough

Actually no rules is set in stone if you are special enough

Key word here: special.

I don't know what "special" really is. I should go figure it out.

How come some things are amazing and make so much sense in my head until I actually put em into words, and they then sound lame like giving a donkey a sock?

Am I happy? Is this the life I want? The life I imagine myself to live?

Is there such thing as forever?

Fuck I hate existential crisis/identity crisis/"forever" crisis.

Yea i forgot, financial crisis as well.

It's so terrifying to imagine that in 20 years almost all the people in your life right now are not in that picture. There will be a new set of people, and to you right now they are totally strangers. It's scary.

Also thinking back, the people who were so close to you, that you feel like you guys could actually be best friends-forever ever, now you guys are not even talking and it's been 5 years and you guys stopped talking for no apparent reason. As a result, you actually don't really know who they are now.

That lucid dreams that are somehow still so vivid in my mind. The one in which I was literally walking on clouds. It felt so real and I felt like I was so close to heaven. The other one was in me as a soul looking over my sleeping body beneath in that dark room at night and I just kept staring at myself sleeping like that. I thought it was creepy, even though I know it was no one else but me myself.

The déjà vu dreams. That streets/neighborhood. I saw the toilet behind the elevator in the building where I used to live, even though I had never been there before the dream.

Can you take a drug test when you’re having a period? Any chance it will interfere with the result?

Why can you never finish a lip balm stick? You keep losing it and replace it with new ones. Is it just me or does it happen to everyone??

It's weird. People do talk about it.

How come airlines serve alcoholic drinks on flight and do not check your IDs? I'm not old enough to drink but they still serve me. I'll blame them for making me an alcoholic.

Icebreaker: If you could have a collection of anything as a hobby, what would be it?

It still irks me how people use double negation. Like "I don't want to waste no more time", shouldn't that mean you want to waste time? What???

Or how they intentionally conjugate the verbs incorrectly in song lyrics to make it rhyme. Like "He don't love me". Uhmm Hello? Maybe he doesn't love you cuz of your grammar.

Ink blot quizzes are so cool. Why did I only hear about them now?

Does Finland really exist??

Holy shit there's an entire subreddit dedicated to this.

My head just exploded.

I came across this brilliant idea

So you know the color spectrum right? It looks totally different from one end to another and you can easily tell them apart. But if you pick any two closest spots you can in the spectrum, the difference is not virtually there.

What if for a year, you wear a different color shirt everyday, but only with a slight difference in the shade. Like nobody can tell that it's the different one from the day before, but then after a month, a year, they would be so confused like what the heck I remember they wear the same shirt for the last month, but that can't be cuz they started out with yellow shirt and now it's purple?!

Or the same idea but with hair dye.

That, in my humble opinion, is the coolest way to fuck up people's minds.

It does not make sense to me when people say "It's perfect except for/that...."

That is Stupid! If it is already "perfect", there should be no "but", no "except".

You know you enjoy the company when you realize you forgot your phone/earphone but don't bother to come back and get it because you tell yourself "I wouldn't need it anyway"

The passenger crossing button is just some placebo effect. I swear I have never seen it working.

"Do not touch" must be something very scary to read in braille.

My hand after smoking cigarettes smells like burnt popcorn with no butter.

Please the restroom is not where you catch up with your co-worker who had been gone for 2 weeks for summer vacation. Just move and chat over some coffee so other people can pee peacefully.

Feelings are a spectrum.

Everyone is temporary.

Perfume for each sexual orientation. Like gays, lesbians, transgenders,... will each have a different smell.